Ah, I love my life! Waking in the early morning to find my beautiful wife Calphurnia begging me not to leave for the senate! She’s adorable. <3 I told her that I wouldn’t leave for the senate today, but stay home with her, so she knows that I will not die. Oh, what is this? My friends have come to great me for a meeting! Brutus, Cassius, all of them! How they love me. They all wanted me to read their petitions, yada yada, and---wait… what was that? I am dead?! What? Is that my corpse laying in the dirt, beneath my “friends”? Why you little---!
Caesar
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