Dear Journal,
Today, an old soothsayer came to me said to beware of the 15th of March. It was quite a hilarious scene, watching this old man stare at me with the insane gaze in his eyes. Everyone and I, besides Brutus and Cassius, left to go speak to my people. Everyone was praising me, but I raised my hand and told them no, don’t make me your king. They all begged and begged, and praised my refusal some more. I began to fear that my refusal would only make them want me more, so I faked passing out. They still praise me. FML
Caesar
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